- "Be of use....But don't be used"
- "I know on some level it's wrong but luckily I'm not deep enough to have that level"
- "Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one"
- "To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
- "May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, the foresight to know where you're going, and the insight to know when you're going to far!"
- "I'm surrounded by idiots...some village is deprived"
- "You can kiss a fool. A fool can kiss you. But don't let a kiss fool you"
- "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"
- "Love is the slowest form of suicide"
- "I never stopped loving you! I just stopped showing it"
- "Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip"
