"whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...."
"When you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to you, So maybe its a good thing they're gone. So you can see just how much that person means to you." -Anonymous.
Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap! -Anonymous
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson
On top of a pickle relish jar: I relish the thought of meeting your buns.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!.
life isnt a garden ........ so stop being a hoe.
when ya got em' by the balls...their hearts and minds will follow.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol
"No Matter what you do there will be critics."
"There are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put a bullet in."
Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear!
The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory!
"Its ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you!"
"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"
Only after the last tree has been cut down,
only after the last river has been poisoned,
only after the last fish has been caught,
only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten
"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens"
If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
