Good Morning and how are you? I am good. It’s hump day again. Guinness world records mean anything to you? Me either or not so much I may add. I think too many do too much to get very little recognition. The price of fame, actually not much fame comes with being in the Guinness Book of World records. Honestly I think I have seen a copy back years ago but would not care to see one now. I mean there are records as stupid as how many foot long hoagies one can fit in their bra. I think the record should be for the size required for that person and perhaps already is…another goofy ass record is that of how many wind breakers a pregnant lady can wear…I am not making these up. This by far has to be the stupidest one. How long a man can travel without air conditioning while on vacation in a mini van filled with sausage…what kind of idiot asks for that record let alone tells someone they did it? Honestly, it would not mean anything to me one way or another but I heard these little treasures on the radio this morning and bizarrely it caught my attention. Well, either that did or lack o coffee. Anyway it was retained and logged for me to pass it on…and thank god I passed it on because I no longer wish to retain it. It’s yours for the taking. Why on earth would anyone put food in their bra? Is that like a compartment suitable for food storing? Is it approved by the FDA? What happened to the old brown bag? All good questions and none need to be answered just do one thing for me..k? Have a wonderful day.
A huge hug and a pat or two (No stuffing the bra as well)
Mart
