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It had to happen sooner or later....................... Blond Men Jokes!

A friend told the blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." Theblond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to apolice station.One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"The other says: "We'll lie and oy found 2!

A woman phoned her blond neighbor man and said: "Close your curtainsthe next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street waswatching and laughing at you yesterday."To which the blond man replied:"Well, the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at homeyesterday."

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find theshampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dryhair, and I've just wet mine."

A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's gotepilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seemscalm enough to me." The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it outof the bowl yet."

Blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on theenvelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure outhow to pick it up.?

A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant andher contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her firstchild?" asks the Doctor. "No," he shouts, I'm her husband. 

Blond guy was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has toswerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls himover, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The copsays, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"

A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Whydon't you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dogis still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks. "Hereboy!" he replies..

A blond man is in jail.. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hangingby his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," theblond replies. "It should be around your neck," says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

An Italian tourist asks a blond man: "Why do Scuba divers always fallbackwards off their boats?"To which the blonde man replies: "If theyfell forward, they'd still be in the boat."