Hi, My name is Chrissie.
I'm not out looking for Mr. Right, just a few good friends! Even though some people are lucky enough to find that someone special and the kind of luv that dreams are made of, I am just not one of them. If I sound cold hearted, thats far from the truth and if you take the time to get to know me, you'll soon learn that for yourself. I am a big-hearted person who tends to care &/or worry more about my family and friends, then myself. I've decided it is just not worth it anymore!! And playing the single scenes just not my style. So be it... I have 3 of the most beautiful grandchildren that tend to make my life complete and if no-one likes the way I am they all can kiss my ever-luvin (_!_). I can be a true friend, but giving enough whoopla and I can become one of your worst nightmares! So bull, drama and untruthfulness types need NOT reply!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF -
Birthday: August 12th
Birthplace: Palatka, Florida
Current Location: Saratoga Springs, NY
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Mutt (mix)
The Shoes You Wore Today: None yet
Your Weakness: Attracting the losers!
Your Fears: Being alone / Broken heart
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni & Black Olives / Mushrooms /Extra Chesse
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Putting the past there and leaving it!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Boo
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh, I'm still here
Your Best Physical Feature: Men say my 48DD
Your Bedtime: All over the place, but usually 10pm or later
Your Most Missed Memory: Hard to answer..... I don't remember!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Don't date / Don't get hurt!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Twist
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Hell yeah
Do you Sing: Used to (Soprano)
Do you Shower Daily: Bubble baths
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Not again!
Do you want to get Married: You have to be joking....
Do you belive in yourself: Most the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: What was that???
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Wish they were here! (Both deceased)
Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends
Do you play an Instrument: Learning Accoustic Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: MaryJane
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What's that??
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in my bubble baths (LOL)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Actually, yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, by an ex when young & stupid
Ever Shoplifted: When I was real young I did
How do you want to Die: Doesn't matter if painless and quick!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wish I never grew up.....Reality of the world SUCKS!
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere. but here sometime!
In a Boy/Girl: Last I looked ~ All WOMAN
LOVE IS NOT SO SIMPLE OR MALLEABLE AS MANY SUPPOSE
PIT IT IN A PRISON AND IT DIES
RESTRICT IT AND IT TURNS TO HATE
FORCE IT AND IT DISAPPEARS
YOU CAN NOT WILL LOVE
NOR CAN YOU EVEN CONTROL IT
YOU CAN ONLY GUIDE IT'S EXPRESSION
WEATHER IT COMES OR IT GOES
IS ACCORDING TO THOSE QUALITIES IN LIFE
THAT INVITE IT
OR DENY IT'S PRESENCE
Do you ever sit down to ponder
The thoughts that make you wonder
For in the future where you see your life
Why is it there is alway so much strife
When will you be able to sing with joy
Without being ridiculed for being so coy
Where do you wish your life to be
Not the one you actualy see
FUNNY ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES
1. Hello, my wife and I cannot come to the phone just now, but if youwill leave a number we will call you back as soon as we are finished.
2. Hello, A is for Academics; B is for Beer. One of those reasons is why I'm not here. Leave your number.
3. Hi, I'm John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent the
money. If you are my parents, please send me money. If you are my financial aid agency, you didn't send enough money. If you are a friend, you owe me money. If you are a female, I have plenty of money.
4. Hello. Now you say something......
5. Hello, I am David's answering machine. What are you?
6. (From a Japanese friend) Herroo! This is Sa-To. If you have message, I phone you soon. If you have sexy message, I phone you sooner.
7. Hi, John's answering machine is broken. I am his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I will stick your message under one of these magnets on me.
8. Hello, you are speaking to a machine. I am capable of taking messages. My owners do not need the following: Siding, windows, a hot tub, a credit card or more insurance. Their carpet is clean and if you are a charity, they gave at the office and, no, we don't need our picture taken. If you are still with me, leave your number and we may call back.
9. This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic
thought-recording machine. After the tone, think about your name and your reason for calling and a number where you can be reached. I will think about returning your call.
10. Hello, I'm probably at home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't wish to talk to. Leave me a message and if I don't call back, that person is you.
11. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I answer.
12. If you are a burglar, we are probably at home cleaning our weapons. If you are not, it is probably safe to leave us a message.
13. Hello, please leave a message, or you have the right to remain silent because everything you say may be held against you.
14. Hello, you have reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone just now because we are doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it side to side, real slowly. Leave a message and when we are done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.
This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same!
Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat I wondered if she was OK.
Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her at the same time, I asked her if she was OK. She raised her head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking," she said in a clear voice strong.
"I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to her. "Have you ever looked at your hands," she asked. "I mean really looked at your hands?"
I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over,palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point she was making.
Grandma smiled and related this story:
"Stop and think for a moment about the hands you have, how they have served you well throughout your years. These hands, though wrinkled, shriveled and weak have been the tools I have used all my life to reach out and grab and embrace life.
"They braced and caught my fall when as a toddler I crashed upon the floor. They put food in my mouth and clothes on my back. As a child my mother taught me to fold them in prayer. They tied my shoes and pulled on my boots. They held my husband and wiped my tears when he went off to war.
"They have been dirty, scraped and raw, swollen and bent. They were uneasy and clumsy when I tried to hold my newborn son. Decorated with my wedding band they showed the world that I was married and loved someone special. They wrote my letters to him and trembled and shook when I buried my parents and spouse.
"They have held my children and grandchildren, consoled neighbors, and shook in fists of anger when I didn't understand.
"They have covered my face, combed my hair, and washed and cleansed the rest of my body. They have been sticky and wet, bent and broken, dried and raw. And to this day when not much of anything else of me works real well these hands hold me up, lay me down, and again continue to fold in prayer.
"These hands are the mark of where I've been and the ruggedness of life. But more importantly it will be these hands that God will reach out and take when he leads me home. And with my hands He will lift me to His side and there I will use these hands to touch the face of Christ."
I will never look at my hands the same again. But I remember God reached out and took my grandma's hands and led her home.
When my hands are hurt or sore or when I stroke the face of my children and husband I think of grandma. I know she has been stroked and caressed and held by the hands of God.
I, too, want to touch the face of God and feel His hands upon my face.
When you receive this, say a prayer for the person who sent it to you and watch God's answer to prayer work in your life. Let's continue praying for one another.
Passing this on to anyone you consider a friend will bless you both. Passing this on to one not yet considered a friend is something Christ would do.
-- Author Unknown
|Are you Naughty or nice |
Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing!
You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind.
|Your Nice! all sugar, no spice!|
|Are you Naughty or nice|