Hello, children. It is I, your beloved Minister. It's good to see you all again.
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, SON OF JOR-EL!
I have decided to open the Ministry to all who wish to join.
There are a few simple rules.
The first rule is this:
NOTHING IS TRUE. EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED.
The other rules are pretty much irrelevant after that one.
CHAOS. ANARCHY. THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND THE DAMNED ALIKE SHALL POUR FORTH FREELY.
Also, there will be cookies.
