Deacon Songs's blog: "wtf?"

LMFAO at this... Yu may have seen the mumm titled OMG talking about some jesus cult... I checked it out and have been laughing insanely ever since... fucking right out of a steven king novel these people...any who, I saw this signature on a comment regarding a thread talking about how you dont have to "do it" on your honey moon... these people are the of the belief its a sin to have sex other than the sole porpose to make baby christian warriors!!! ffs..any ways its some funnyshit! heres the signature on his comment, who also has a spaceship baby jesus website...but i deleted the link cuz our baby jesus doesnt like any other baby jesus's to be lmao I am the MAD PROPHET HELMHOLTZ. SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Praise be SPACESHIP JESUS! fuggin lunatics