> >>
> >>>
> >>> Jeff Foxworthy On Ontario
> >>>
> >>> If you consider it a sport to
>gather your food by drilling
> >>>through
> >>> 36 "of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will
> >>> swim by, you live in Ontario.< BR>> >>>
> >>> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
> >>> you live in Ontario.
> >>>
> >>> If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live
> >>> in Ontario.
> >>>
> >>> If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
> >>> who Dialed a wrong number, you live in Ontario.
> >>>
> >>> YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE ONTARIAN IF:
> >>> 1. "Vacation" means going south past London for the weekend.
> >>> 2. You measure
>distance in hours.
> >>> 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
> >>> 4. You often switch from "heat" to A/C" in the sam e day and
> >>>then
> >>> back again.
> >>> 5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
> >>> blizzard without flinching.
> >>> 6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
> >>>snowsuit.
> >>> 7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
> >>>filled
> >>> with snow.
> >>> 8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
> >>>and
> >>> road construction.
> >>> 9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a
>statue of a deer next
> >>> to your blue spruce.
> >>> 10. Down south to you means Windsor. Or if you live in
> >>> ;northern Ontario, it means southern Ontario.
> >>> 11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost, or,
> >>>it snows while you're camping on May 2-4.
> >>> 12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
> >>> 13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
> >>> 14. You actually understand these jokes, and if you forward
> >>>them to all
> >>> your Ontario friends then you live in
>Ontario.
