That Sarah Palin, she's competent and certainly has many talents. Many of these talents cross qualify her for the position of President.

One of my personal favorites is knowing that she's deftly capable of field dressing a moose, which apparently is quite a feat if you're lucky enough to "bag" one of these magnificent bad boys.

The process is as follows:

1. Clear Your Working Area
2. Bleed The Animal
3. Preparatory Skin Cuts, Throat to Anus
4. Break the Breastbone
5. Sever the Wind Pipe and Gullet from the Head
6. Open the Abdomen to the Anus
7. Split the Pelvic Bone
8. Cut the Diaphragm from the Cavity Wall
9. Free the Anus and Bladder
10. Roll Out The Abdominal Organs with Anus Attached
11. Remove the Neck and Chest Cavity Organs
12. Clean the Body Cavity
13. Prepare the Carcass for Cooling or Quartering

She'd fit into Washington perfectly since this is basically what has been going on in our country for the last 8 years - gutting the abdomen and rolling out the anus.