Hey, if I don't know who the fuck you are, there is a pretty good chance i'm not going to leave a 10 on your page just beacuse you tell me too. So please, stop leaving that shit on my page. I don't care if you want to be the sexiest female with a third nipple on lostcherry, showing me your tits won't help you get my vote. In fact, i'm not going to vote at fucking all, why? Because it doesn't fucking matter. Stop leaving this shit on my page. But showing me your tits IS always appreciated.

When I say "No Salute, No Fan, No Add!" That means "Not going to Salute you, Not going to Fan, most likely not going to add you"

Now, now, boys and girls, don't mistake my gruff exterior for that of a career asshole. I'm not on here to make enemies, Nooooo, I'm here to make a few friends, hear a few jokes, see an NSFW picture every once in a woozle(Any straight bloke on here, whose got half an ounce of honesty, will tell you the same), crack wise on a few stupid people.
All of these shouts and messages about how much of an asshole I am, while amusing, are straight off base. I mean well yeah, I am an asshole, but just because I'd rather talk to you, then automaticly rate you without having a clue about you, doesn't make me a bad person. I make me a bad person. I mean why should I rate you a ten? I don't know who you are, you could be a dickhead or a bitch with a bad case of gonaherpasyphilitus, cut a man some slack here. I spend all day yelling at people untill my throat bleeds, playing fuck fuck games, and having to be an irrational prick. This is where I come to unwind when I don't have time or money to go out. But this is far from my life, it should be the same for you too.

Leave a comment longer then "Hi" Or "Hottttttt" Yes I know you are high, yes I know I am Hottttttt. You don't have to tell me these things. Start with "Hi my name is.... Whats yours?" or "Hey, You got some good music on here, do you listen to ......?" Friends are not made through rates and requests for cock pics. Come on here, folks, work with me.
Oh, and no matter what you say or do, you are not going to shock me.

If you really want to pucker my anus with glee, leave me a snapvine comment.


Use this picture.

But man I love smoking.





I am a healthy specimen of the human male. Mostly. I'm a United States Marine. So I must be half a retard. I am 6'5 206 pounds and described as a god among men (By myself.) I named my Rifle Dorthey and my bayonette, Suzy.I just got done with a MEU, saw a big chunk of the world. Italy, France, Spain, Kuwait, Qatar, Greece, Portigul, Seychelles. going to Iraq withen the next year, So I should see an even bigger chunk a the world. That'll be neat, I'm mostly looking at Brothels, bars, and Opium dens though.
I'm from Tomball, Texas (Another Asshole from Texas!) I've been Stabbed with a screw driver, slept in a dumpster, Done drugs (I'm going to hell for supporting terrorists!), gotten high at a Marylin Manson concert, Been given a speeding ticket in a 29 ton amphibious assualt vehicle, I've drag raced a lambourghini Diablo in a Chevy Surburban (I got smoked, but had fun doing it), Had guns pulled on me, Been in a car chase, delivered chinese food for a living, I got a whole lotta shit I could put down here, about how much of a bad motherfucker I am. But It all sounds like I'm trying to impress people on the net which is ar-tarded. I really don't know what to write that will make me sound like I'm worth talking too. But hey thats the internet. You make friends with strange people, you would have nothing to do with in real life. So buy me pretty things and tell me I look cute in that dress, when all you want me for is: Sex.



THE METAL!


I hope you die in a fire. By that I mean I hope you die being hugged by a zombie...... Thats on FIRE!



For those interested I am now a gunner on an MRAP (Mine Resistant Ambush Proof vehicle, or as I call it, the invincible monster truck from hell) Also I have a new Rifle and a New Bayonette (MRE opener). So I'm opening a contest, "Name my Killstick!" The winner gets a heartfelt thanks....... So basicly a steaming pile of Jackshit, but hey it still feels nice to win.

Take the quiz:
what shot describes your drinkin personality?(PICTURES)

Whiskey
you have a wild time that you can't remember...maybe it's for the best

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Back in the states, Man Europe is a Great Country, the Middle east is a shitty country though.

You scored as Marines, Semper Fi. You are a true Marine. You are the nation's most devastating fighting force, barring Special Forces. But your place was not easy to get. You endured the harshest basic training of any Armed Force to get where you are, and your reward is the respect and admiration of everyone else (except maybe the Air Force, who may view you as just a dumb grunt. Perhaps it's true, but you just want to fight). Marines 96% Army 75% Air Force 64% Navy 36% Coast Guard 14%

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Heh, fuckin-A right doggie.




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Fuck the Airforce! Weak Useless Bitches!


Don't you know who I am? These people must not know who I am, I'm the...

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You scored as Juugernaut You are Cain Marko, the unstoppable Juggernaut! Juugernaut 70%

.....bitch!

get this clock

Time to make the donuts.