Greetings Folks,
As the sun begins to set here in wonderful Detroit, Michigan, Im finding myself to be in a bit of a ...well pissed off mood. I cant think of a better way to ease my anger then to blast the shit out of something. As usual it didnt take long to find a target. Hope you enjoy the most annoying phrases ever!
1. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery: Ummm no its not. It may be the most psychotic form but not the sincerest. All you are doing by imitating is trying to get a vicarious thrill from someone else' life because yours sucks. Deal with it!
2. A penny saved is a penny earned: Look I love Ben Franklin I really do but Im guessing his wig was on a little too tight when he blew this gem out of his ass. Look a penny saved is a penny saved. Dont try to cover up the fact that you are a cheap bastard by making it sound like you actually did something worthwhile.
3. Everything Happens For A Reason: Bullshit! Try telling all the women that have been raped and killed in Zimbabwe that Everything Happens for a Reason. Just another pussy american statement to make us feel better about ourselves.
4. The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword: What the Fuck. Seriously? Fine...you grab your chintzy fucking fountain pen and Ill grab a sword...we'll see who is left standing.
5. When God Closes a Door He Opens A Window: Look Im not a fan of the Big G myself but this sounds serious. This is just the sort of mental fucking behavior I'd expect from a Deity. For crying out loud leave them both fucking open!!
6. Two Heads Are Better Than One: Oh you think so? How bout we ask a few siamese twins what they think about that.
7. Those Who Live in Glass Houses Shouldnt Throw Stones: Who the Fuck is stupid enough to throw a stone in a glass house??
Ah...so carthatic. Life is good :)
