I'm a total dork. I usually have a crazy text message alert tone on my phone. I'm addicted to hazelnut coffee and Mountain Dew but not at the same time. I'm a musical schizo. If it's rock or metal I probably either like it or did at one time but love music enough to respect other forms of music for their talent, expression and artistry.

I'm an atypical male, or at least like to think that I am. I loathe pro sports and can't stand sitting through an entire game. Watching over-sized, over-paid, childish idiots play a game for hours is so not my thing. I also don't think of women as nothing more than sex objects and I realize they have brains. I wish some of them knew that themselves. And no I'm not gay lol.

I'm pretty open minded but you won't be able to tell because I'm also opinionated.

I'm a bit of a poet or lyricist or whatever you want to call it. It's been a while since the writing bug bit me though. I also like to sketch parody or satire style but it's so long since I did that I'm not sure I'd be any good at it anymore.

I have no idea what to say here so I guess ask if you wanna know....

You Are Wacky

To say you're weird would be a complete understatement. You're definitely one of a kind. You have some interesting theories on life... so interesting that they freak other people out. It's likely that you're into arcane topics of all sorts. You like unusual facts. You are operating at a whole other wavelength. Very few people truly get you.