Sunday Morning Sex
> I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...
> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
>Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
>grandmother and comfort her.
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
>replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
>morning."
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
>old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
> "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our
>advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
>bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
>even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
>if the ice cream truck hadn't come