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abc of ex's/ex lovers lol Body: A is for the automobile which he doesn't own. B is also for brain, which was located between his legs. C is for the commitment that was never there. D is for the dildo he didn't know I had. E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon. F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do. G is also for the spot he could never find! H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door. I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was. J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever. K is for kinky, he always started without me. L is for love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK. M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are? N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol. O is for the orgasms he thought he made me have. P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL! Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is. R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless. S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel. T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man. U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now. V is for the voodoo doll I made of him. W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have. X is what he is to me now!!!! Y is for WHY the hell did I ever get involved with him. Z isn't for anything, just like him, he ain't anything either.
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DON'T EAT CHICKEN SANDWICHES ANYMORE > > >A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. >Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that >they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! >This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he >noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. >He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it >anymore?' >She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it . ' > >' Why?' he asked.. >She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers >down there!' >'Let me see' he said . >' Okay' and she pulled up her skirt. >He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more >chicken..' >He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut >butter. >He said to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm >starting to get feathers down there too!' >She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her . >She said 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck >and >the gizzards!!!
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