I walk on water
okay, it's really a frozen lake
I can part the red seas
okay, it's really a blood soaked cake
I brought a plague down on egypt
okay, it was really just a bad flu
I killed all the first born children
okay, they were just chickens in the stew
I caused the twin towers to collapse
okay, it was lincoln logs and the weren't that tall
I shot john f. kennedy from the grassy knoll
okay, I watched it on tv, it came on after lucille ball
I have been everywhere and done everything
okay, so I'm a house bound schmuck in my underwear
I conquer planets with the greatest of ease
okay, one of these days, I'll go outside, to this I swear
I hope I've passed the audition
