Ok I will finally come out and admit it. I slept with Anna Nicole. Hey why not it seems like everyone else is using it to get their claim to fame. Hey for $400 million I would admit to sleeping with Janet Reno. Hell for $200 million I would sleep with Janet Reno. No I am not desperate but if the money is good what the hell. OK for a small compensation of $20 million the stains on Monica Lewinski’s dress were mine. No the cigars were not Cuban because that would be illegal. So big deal Anna was banging half the celebrities in Hollywood; like that is something new huh. When Sonny Bono did a nose dive in to a tree while out of control on the slopes nobody came forward to claim his cash; and you didn’t see anyone going out of their way to bang Cher for what she got out of it. Wait did Cher actually get anything out of it? Things we will never know. Anyways now we got Prince Frederic von Anhalt the dashing 59 year old husband of 90 year old Zsa Zsa Gabor trying to cash in on the fortune. Zsa Zsa has even said she will divorce him if he brings a baby in the house. Yea like that is going to break his heart. Zsa Zsa face it hun your thong wearing days are long over. If your self proclaimed prince was laying pipe in Anna then shake his hand and get over it.
