Psychoanalyze Yourself. Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating! )
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
ME,MYSELF, AND I.
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
A PENGUIN. SLIDE..........
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
HE HANDS ME A BOTTLE OF RUM. GOOD PENGUIN.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house:
TWO STORIES, ONE BIG ROOM FOR MOVIES, A COMFY BED, NICE KITCHEN AND A HUGE FUCKING BATHROOM!!!!
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
HELLS NO, I WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE THIER CHANCES ON IT...
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see:
A 52 INCH PLASMA TV, SHOWING TRUE ROMANCE.
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A PINT GLASS.
8. What do you do with the cup?
LEAVE IT.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kinda body of
water?
PROLLY SOMETHING CREEPY,LIKE THE OCEAN, I HATE DARK WATER.
10. How will you cross the water?
ON THE BACKS OF THOSE I HAVE KILLED.
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life. >> AND I WAS ALL BY MYSELF.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life. >> DUNNO, SO PENGUINS ARE TINY, SOME ARE FUCKING HUGE. ME I GOT NO PROBLEMS. 3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.>>> IT GAVE ME RUM, GOOD PENGUIN!!
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.>>> BIG AND EASY. EASY PROBLEMS TO SOLVE, JUST NEED A LITTLE SPACE.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced. I FIGURE I GOT GUNS, SO LET FUCKERS TRY AND MESS WITH MY SHIT.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy. >>> THAT'S BULLSHIT. GIMME MOVIES AND I'M HAPPY AS HELL!!
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.>>>FRAGILE, OR SOMETIMES FILLED WITH BOOZE? LOL.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.>>>I LEFT IT THERE. WASN'T FULL AT THE TIME SO I WASN'T INTERESTED.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire. YEAH, THAT ONE WAS OBVIOUS....
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.>>I CROSSED IT ON THE BODIES ON ALL THOSE I HAVE KILLED, CAUSE I RULE!!!
