I Raped your god ....
hello kiddies and welcome to another installment from the asylum ...
so today i just got home from work, after working a 12 hour shift, all i was thinking about was getting into the house and hitting the bed for some well needed sleep. anyway as i pull into the drive way i see theres this suv sitting in my drive way, im so tired i really dont care so i just pull in and start heading to my front door. thats when it happens next thing i know the doors spring open on this suv and out get 2 guys in suits and a woman in like a dres suit, well they ambush me before i can get to the front door. i knew it was going to be bad when i seen the pamplets in there hands and a bible. so any way they want to tell me a.bout "God" they go onto there whole speel before i can say anything as in how i'm living a life of sin and shit like that. so any whay there inital speal is done and they ask if they can come in and talk some more. so now i'm tired and realy dont have time for this bullshit so i tell them the only way i'm going to let them in the house basicly is if the chicks willing to let me fuck her in the ass .... well let me tell you there faces all went blank, so at this point i took the oppertunity and told them my whole idea about there preciouse religion .... basicly that the bible was wrote by a band of stoned towle heads, who one day smoked way to much of the funky green shit and got lost in the desert and died .... then i went on to tell them that if there oh so preciouse jeus was a living man that i would personally rape him and make him call me daddy .... well at this point they sprinted back to there suv and sped off down the street .... then i was finally able to get into my bed .... i still have to say that the look on there faceses was priceless
well thats enough from the asylum for today kiddies ....666 and all that bullshit
Currently listening :
South of Heaven
By Slayer
Release date: 12 March, 2002
