Carlos calls his boss and says, "Ey, boss I not come
> >>>>> work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache
> >>>>> and my legs hurt, I not come work."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you
> >>>>> today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell
> >>>>> her to give me sex. That makes me feel better
> >>>>> and I can go to work. You should try that."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 2 hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I did what you said
> >>>>> and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice
> >>>>> house.
