Some say it's crazy, the tale I'm going to tell
Other's have said it's my ticket straight to hell
But either way I've decided to stop trying
To hide the truth, I'm just so tired of lying
So this is my story of how it could be
I fell in love with the ghost who's been haunting me
Moving into this house I didn't know I would find
Such a caring, violent spirit had been left behind
I'll be the first to admit that in the beginning
That when she'd show up, and her head would start spinning
I was a little uneasy, but soon I would start
To find it cute when she'd throw knives at my heart
And it wasn't soon after, I had a growing suspicion
That I was falling in love with a sexy apparition
So I had a seance, just me and a wax candle
My love showed up and beat me with an axe handle
But that's just her way of showing she cares
Like her loving game of pushing me down the stairs
I've tried to explain, but my family doesn't get it
I send pictures on holidays, but I'm the only one in it
But overall, the only thing I find frustrating
Is our sex life consists of me masterbating
Other than that you won't find true love truer
There's no issue of trust, hell I can see right through her
So what she's dead, and I seem to have life
Is that any reason she can't legally be my wife
Marriage is inevitable, the court's already showed us
That by declaring me insane they're starting to take notice
And when we exchange vows, I'll know it to be true
That I will honor and obey her, until death happens to me too
