I know I am not suppose to be here but...I thought I had to add this last blog before I took my little break.
So I have decided that I am going to get a new Tattoo. Right on my left ass cheek I am going to have a warning label printed.
"Warning: Use of Craig may cause psychosis and turn otherwise normal women into complete Batshit Crazy Bitches from hell."
And yes I am aware that Batshit should either be two words but it is my word so deal with it.
After working for god knows how many hours my ex started to chain call the cell phone. I ignored it...all 35 times. Then finally I fall asleep and I have no idea how the hell this happened. I woke up talking to her on the cell.
I let her bitch at me for awhile. Then hung up.
Now a day later She managed to get into my Myspace account. I think I left my password saved on her computer LOL. She wrote this blog about how EVIL I am and such. It was pretty harsh. But for the most part the people that read just assumed that she was just one of my many batshit crazy Exs. I removed it but decided to not write a response or even explain to my friends over there what had happened (other then the few that sent me messages saying I had been hacked LOL).
Now she called me again last night. From a number I didnt recognize. So of course I answer. We had a nice 45 min fight. Where I pretty much told her what I thought of her and that at this point I was so angry with her that I really did not want to see her again ever.
She screamed at me. Back and forth we went.
Then when I had pretty much run out of things to bitch about and she did as well. She asks "So where does this leave us?"
I had no response to that. So we are suppose to speak again in a few days. She wants to get together for coffee so we can talk. I again told her that I had no desire to see her. But would give her a call.
So this are the things I learned this week:
1. Women are freaking nuts. (Well I knew that but this just helped drive that point home.)
2. It seems I drive women batshit crazy. No matter how normal they are when I start dating them they end up nuts when we are done.
3. If I am to date anyone in the future some sort of Hazmat suit must be worn at all times.
4. That being single bores the hell out of me.
5. Did I mention being single bores me...oh yea I did.
6. Future Ex Girlfriends will be required to fill out an application before I will even consider dating them. (And a release in case they end up going insane.)
7. For dating I should have a Psychiatrist on retainer and require the women to have a quick evaluation before we date.
Anyway good luck all. I am off I shall return in time even if it is just to toss a blog or two up.
