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What are you waiting for?

the hangover proposal

Okay then! I'll just burn the house down the next time you wanna scream and shout about me being a lout but not wanting to be without you.

I have no doubt the moment I move out your stubbornness will allow you to commence being without me in more than just a physical way, and this  I can't allow.

I will deny you the chance to decide to throw away what may be the only thing that will save my life.

So, I'll clear my throat wipe my palms on the arms of my shirt grab your hand and pull you in close ask you once more to please forgive me, clear my throat once more and drop to one knee.

I'll begin with my spill I'm DDdDOoWWN ooon one kn-kn-knee. Shaking, stuttering and sweating profusely. I'll take one big deep breath and a calmness will take over - I'm on bended knee promising that I will be the best me for you that I can be, as long as you guarantee that from this moment on you heart will be my home and that you'll never roam or leave me alone too long.etc.  I''ll wrap this up with a few words from me to you, I'm completely in love and the victim is you, I'm not a fortune teller, that you can see but I can see a wedding in the future for you and me. So please take this ring and become my wife. You have to say yes cause NO means I die.

I'll give you some time to think all this through but please think quickly I already booked the church for2:00.

Reflect

I sit and take two tokes then pause………

Exhale all the smoke for the cause

The cause that I can't stand this land

Unless my brain is assimilated with little green men

Inebriation is my hobby of choice and I am dedicated to my hobby,

So dedicated that I'm dedicating this rant to it because from it this rant was conceived.

The chicken before the egg

Three hard lines rite before bed

A shadily crafted black door that has been panted red twice and finding the one truth without a doubt, I can't even recognized my own voice from my mouth

Two more tokes then pause…..

My soft side:D

As DARK AS A MATTER of FACT::

Buzz! Buzz! went my chainsaw as if ripped through your flesh

SCREAM! SCREAM! from your mouth as i laughed maniaclly outloud

I'm foreshadowing this scenerio but life will sooner than later imitate ART,

and you my lovely, you will imitate a rock, MOTIONLESS.

I find comfort in your death and the implication accompanying the words, its' a soothing concept.

So smile and act like you are enjoying yourself, it will only hurt for the resst of your life and that won't be very long.

to the one that got away

SITTIN IN A FIRE OF SHAME

DYING TO GO OUT IN THE RAIN

IN HOPES THAT IT MIGHT WAS OF THE TAINT

THAT'S STUCK TO MY FESH LIKE DRY PAINT

ALL DAY LONG I GO

ANSWERS I DON'T KNOW

FIND ANOTHER SHOW

TO RID MYSELF OF WOE

SITTING IN A FIRE OF SHAME WISHING I WAS OUT IN THE RAIN.

CALL MY NEW GIRL TO LIGHTEN MY MOOD

CAUGHT HER CHEATING WITH SOME OTHER DUDE

I'M LOST AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

I GUESS I'LL GO AND HAVE ME A BREW

SITTING IN THE RAIN

FIGHTING WITH THE PAIN

THAT'S PINGING IN MY BRAIN

AND DRIVING ME INSANE

SITTING HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO

THIS WHOLE SONG WAS INSPRIED BY YOU.....

5:07

Vh1 classsic flashes me back to the eighties with tears from fears

fears from fears of what the rash on my leg might be related to and the twilight ponderance of why i'm still awake

the midnight oil was burnt out a couple of hours ago

so what fuels this alertness

no substances have been comsumed tomorrow isn't a day of gloom so why does sleep allude me

i have nothing on my mind but the death of the radiostar and film footage not yet non fiction.

Well atleast the day time will be amusing

my zombie attire will do the day fine

Iiiiiiiiiiiiii aaammmm Vincient Destructo Vincient Destructo I do what i want and theres no place i cant go Vinceint Destructo Vincient Destructo my home is in the slumms i spit flames from my throat,i like to keep warm with my turtle skin coat Vincient Destructo Vincient Destructo i cant climb a wall but i can use the stairs though, i like to whistle sad songs while doing the rocking chair tango Vincient Destructo Vincient Destructo i live on the edge and i fear everything, i sit up for weeks after having a bad dream Vincient destructo Vincient Destructo ill out drink your mom and ill blackmail your dad, ill set your house on fire when i fall asleep with a fag Im Vincient Destructo VIncient Destructo Vincient Destructo Im VIncient DESTrUCTO..........................

Rugburns

from our first encounter, when i stumbled off the chair trying not to let you know that i was lost in the haze around you on the ride to the hospital i thought, gettin casts on both arms isn't how i pictured our first date. you read my thoughts and laughed i was gonna thrill you but instead i took the fall. i shocked you with my randomness, i believed, so a better suiter is what i tried to concieve i thought you wanted inscents to enhance the romantic mood when all you wanted was me, some beer and the tube. i feel as if i know from the things that i conjure up on my own, i think they are your thoughts your thoughts to roam so i will do you the favor and let me down softly for you. no matter how much you resist i will end this for you because i figure that your heart will insist while you lips will resist I'll be the one that will ruin our love then curse the heavens for taking away my true love i will call you tomorrow and totolly deny today and ask you to come over and if you might want to play some Halo or Pro skater or maybe even scrabble i'll ask that you bare with me cause i'm on this ride two the roads are as new to me as they are to you my arms aren't really broken i was just being a clown so lets go ahead and get down.........

Ian is a lard asss

Oh Ian your eating is making me want to puke your smell and your body is like that of a karaboo i think you should try to keep some things out of your mouth the fridge and the cabinets appear to be on a strike it is the result of you eating everything in sight oh Ian your eating is causing me great alarm stop nibbling no bitting you are hurting my arm Oh Ian im not kidding please stop messing around get off me your heavy now i'm pinned to the ground Oh Ian your eating had cause a great rift Two birds with one stone Ian does not want to eat anymore and i am dead.
Expose the exposure to me the glimpse of a fictional reality I can't and won't believe. I said you where a Diamond just because you are tough well i really am a virus and the host is us Can we try us? Can we devide our small details to reveal something precious a treasue so desireable Indiana Jones would be jealous and would try to obtain but it would be just for us to share to have to love........ when i snap my fingers you will wake up...
If you where an ocean i would pay some jerk fifty buck just to tie a cement block to my legs and through me into you the sweetest death You being a substance would surely warrant abuse, i would sell both kidney's just for the smallest hit of your toxic poison the sweetest death i would be in heaven dying in a cancerous bliss after you engulf me, my immunites will oblige or maybe even assisst in the assimilation you me us just one, the sweetest death i'll look at you if you where death straight in the eyes and that would be the life that would flash as my life leaves me. the sweetest death.
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