Most surveys are pointless and childish (made up by high school kids)...so, let's see what kinda balls ya got!!!
Oh and notice - NO numbers are missing!
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?
1
2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these, how many have you done?
none
3. Ever been cheated on?
Yes
4. Ever paid for sex?
No
5. Ever been married?
Yes
6. Ever been divorced?
yep
7. If you had to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position?
doggy style
8. Do you own any guns?
Yes
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
No
10. Ever been in rehab?
No
11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex?
Nope
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on fubar?
no
13. Truthfully… size matters?
It shouldn't
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Nope
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with?
never really thought about it
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
No
17. How many states have you lived in?
3
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Nope
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Not really sure
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
Nope
22. Ever cheated on someone?
no
23. Ever been paid for sex?
No
24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone?
Nope
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
nope
26. What is your IQ?
Not sure
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids?
Pervert
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
Yes
29. fake titts or real?
nither
30. Ever watch someone die?
Yes
31. How long has it been since you had sex?
a while
32. Name your favorite beer?
Bud
33. If you could have sex with one person on your friends list who would it be?
My friends already know
Repost this as: "I had the balls to take this, do you?"
