in continuation of the previous blogs, this was part of my recent trip to LA... read my last few blogs to get the full story on this one :p
shoot day 2: swallow my children
ugh so I had to get up at 530 to meet rotten at his room so we can start our day of hell...
we roll to starbucks to buy a box of coffee some protein shakes (not that kind sicko) and groggily head to the Tuxford house up off of rt 5...
this place is huge... tennis court, work out room, 5 or so rooms downstairs, a movie room upstairs with a huuuuuge screen, a pool, a upper deck with a heart shaped bed on it... and just way more space than I can imagine haahah...
we get there and its still chilly and dark out but Chris and the chick from the first scene have arrived when we unpack everything...
i scurry around, not knowing what goes where and just try and help out... as far as everything else I just wait to see what hell comes my way that Im sure to fuck up heh...
after everyone settles in Johnny Thrust shows up and is instantly fucked off as the first chick "doesn't swallow" but yet in setting up this video, called Swallow My Children, they have yet to understand this...
so as Im armed with a BTS camera and tapes, I catch some of this conversation and chase him around as hes yelling at some agent... well this is only the beginning of his weekend as many more problems will come falling his way for sure heh...
the first scene is finally set and Chris does the stills and Rob does the solo stuff to show me exactly what he needs... and then the fun begins...
the first scene involves a minibike decked out easy rider style that we stumbled upon this morning... and as all sets pretty much seem to come out of thin air with rotten, its quickly an amusing yet chaotic time...
the minibike which was ridden around by the PA Paul, who was also to be playing the part of a retarded cousin, was quickly in effect and he got so into it that in flailing around he accidentally punched himself in the face and made his lip bleed...
well as the bike is running around, the male "talent" of the scene comes over and steals the bike as part of the act... well as the talent rides it around... the chick that is in the scene comes out of the house in a robe and heels as if she was "taking a shower"...
of course the towel falls off, and she says after a bit of dialogue "what do I have to give you to make you leave?"... "a blow job." he says... of course they get into it and the scene quickly dissolves along with his children...
a few scenes later rotten starts up the double team of Jay Ashton (i think thats his name), who I later found out grew up in my hometown, and some other guy vs Courtney Lovecox in a double team bj scene...
well the humor of this one was that jay and the other guy are two bumpkin rednecks that come up on a mower (that is running while jay pushes it and the other guy is riding it) and greet the chick at the gate offering lawn care services...
of course she doesn't have cash so she offers head in trade... she hops on the one guy who is still on the running mower and all three of them roll off into the scene...
she then double teams them and the scene is over...
scenes later we run down to the workout room... rotten ploys one of the pornstar's boyfriends to be working out and frustrated like a bad infomerchial... Rick Masters is then scooting around on some bike that he found that is to help with your muscles or something... again in bad infomercial form...
from there Rick and the chick from the scene are jumping up and down naked on a trampolene... I can only imagine the trainwreck and body parts caught in terror on this one...
well as this is going to be all overdubbed, the scene without words quickly happens to her on her knees giving a guy head on a trampolene...
ok... so thats kinda interesting heh...
a few scenes later I was told that the "sisters" had arrived... in which this had already scared me...
well as they weren't identical twins, it was still kind of creepy that they were coming out to shoot porn together... more so that they were originally supposed to be in the same scene but then got split up later after I was done with them...
so after they did their still shots, then came my shoot with them doing solo scenes... and not only was it a solo scene... but they both were in the same room, sitting next to each other, masturbating together... so im already freaked out....
anyway, their both naked and we go over the timeline and what im going for... and as one has a lisp it makes for interesting audio via the video...
well anyway, they both start diddling seperately and all seems well and good... that is until one looks at the other and then the dirty talk starts... "does that clit feel good baby?"... among other things go between the sisters in dialogue...
and then the groping happens...
they start feeling each other up and it looks like they are about to make out... and im trying so hard not to drop my jaw with this...
anyway minutes later past all of this, they are screaaaaaaming bloody murder it sounds but they are both just about ready to climax... however as this is a small bathroom and I have two screaming banshee sisters screaming and feeling each other up, I quickly have a reverse hardon and it goes into hibernation....
anyway, the scene finishes... I open the door and walk out... clapping comes out and Im holding my ears as they are hurting... rob is laughing at me and says "well did you at least get a blowjob out of it?"... I laughed and said "uhhh no... next time can I get some ear plugs?" he just laughed back at me...
one of the girls during her scene later that day ended up gagging on Dirty Hairys cock and not only puked... but puked on him, in his pants (that were still on) and all over the floor... which lead for him getting pissy as he didnt have any clean clothes... and I actually dont blame him one bit hahaha...
however that wins my most akward shoot prize... that is until I shoot Ariel, and her mom in the same weekend heh
a few more quickie scenes blur by and then we get to shooting a scene for rotten up on the heart shaped bed...
this inolves Daisy Tanks, another chick and a customblown dildo tobacco pipe... which basically is a sealed pipe where the glass dildo goes in the chick but while its in her, the other person can light up and take a hit at the same time... kind of interesting really hahaha...
anyway the set is shot on the heartshaped bed and everything seemed to work out pretty well for that... but that was an interesting use of a toy for sure...
later on Roxy Deville (one of my personal favs of robs roster) shows up and after a few hours i finally get to shoot her solo scene... which was delayed due to another scene in another room close by being shot so we got to bs a bit... seems that she grew up in chicago and will probably be coming out to the horror convention we're doing in a few months up there so as our world collide it would be cool to get to see her again and possibly shoot her for horrormerch as well...
and for some reason the conversation turns weird as she starts going off about how she loves the golden girls and that shes fiending cheetos... thankfully my add catches up and im able to follow quite easily hahaha...
but her scene was actually the easiest to shoot as she just went with the camera... talked into it and it was kinda off balance for me to have something go that easy in a day full of chaos heh...
a few more scenes and puke piles from gag factors later day 2 is finished and we're all f'n beat in shooting 12 girls in one day... leaving us only 4-5 to do the next day... ahead of schedule is good... can I get some sleep now?
