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kristoffs nsfw photography's blog: "photoshoot journal"

created on 12/10/2006  |  http://fubar.com/photoshoot-journal/b32989  |  1 followers
and as to the final installment of my la trip... this was what had transpired part of the friday night that i forgot to mention and then all of saturday before i went running to LAX to sleep on the flight back to OH on sunday...
shoot day 2: swallow my children so i forgot to mention that last night after Roxy's scene with Rotten that as that was the last shoot for the day we were pretty good to head out as I was exhausted and my legs hurt from standing all day... well Roxy decided that she didnt need to wear pants in leaving as she had clothes to change into when she got in her car... so she leaves in a tanktop, panties and shoes and heads out... well right before she leaves Johnny Thrust SPEEDS out of the driveway in a pissed off manner... we just dont think about it until seconds later we hear a screech and then the neighbors yelling "YOU FUCKING HIT MY DOG"... we first think it was roxy as she had just left, but as she was still in the driveway we see johnny get out of his car and yell at the neighbors... roxy comes around and just drives between everyone oblivous to whats going on and still in her underwear hahaha... but the yelling goes on and then thrust screeches off again in a more fucked off fueled hatred... anyway after that we hit del taco and then I fall flat on my face and out for about 6 hours at the hotel...
shoot day 3: swallow my children/spookygirls so we get up at 530 again and head back to starbucks for another box of coffee and non sperm filled protein shakes... arriving on the set today things were bit more chill... only 4-5 scenes to do... we'll be out by 5 or so hopefully... the most memorable scene of the day was Rick Masters and Sasha Blue in a scene together... being that they were to be a freshly broken up couple screaming at each other for this skit it starts out with Rick on top of a dirt hill screaming bloody murder at Sasha who's naked down at the bottom of the hill... well in the chaos Rick keeps screaming "you fucking bitch... you broke my heart... im going to make sure it hurts you" etc... he picks up empty trashcans and throws them down the hill at her... we shoot about 5-6 runs of cans going down the hill and the cans just fly around sasha as she looks unthreatened by this... well rick gets into one of the cans threatening to take her out himself in one of the cans... and then we roll an empty down the hill in looks that he actually rolled down it... sasha just looks down and says "thats so cute... let me dust you off"... well they go in and then the scene starts... in a "awww thats so cute... you're pissed and tried to take me out... come in so I can clean you up and give you head..." interesting scene... anyway more goes by and then a trainwreck appears... a latino chick whos in broken english and not so attractive really... the only reason im noting this is that she had these cotton grannie panties on... and when she bent over from behind she had some kind of whitish snailtrail that seeped through the purple cotton and kinda glued her buttcheecks together... I didnt really stare long as I wanted to hold down what little breakfast I did have... and ran off... a few more scenes go by and then we get to the last one with this SMOKING chick from Czech or something who had the best accent and she could just talk to me and i'd get goosebumps... anyway the scene was a mock of the big sausage pizza site... guy comes in and delivers pizza, his cock is hanging out of a hole cut in the pizza box and the chick gives him head... end of story... well this had a different twist... as this was the last scene... not only that but at somepoint in the scene you see the guy trying to "encourage her to do better"... well how else can you do that but to take the top of the box and slap her in the head with it a few times right?... right... anyway as the scene finishes and the chick has spunk all over her shes stuck sitting in this chair and seems kind of sketched out as everyone is around behind the camera... in comes the wierdest part of the movie... rob employeed the old guy next door to this place to come over and "look like a bum" and say a few lines... well as that all goes well for only 2.5 seconds the guy gets in front of the camera and as he's a drunken 62 year old burnout hippie these lines seem to be harder for him to remember.... so instead of "thank you for watching rob rottens swallow my children" it ends up being this diatribe about how the guy is not part of the band Kiss... and how "we got it and now you've got it so you can watch it" or some shit... and he goes on with some really hilarious workups... that i dont think were meant to be funny... anyway the guy goes on... he ends up kneeling down to the chick who was just in the last scene, still having spunk on her and not moved one bit... he strokes her legs and says a few more story lines... 5 takes later the guy still cant get it right... but as he's talking about swallowing children and that guys and girls can partake in swallowing his... he takes his pants off... everyone's jaw has pretty much dropped at this point... the guy turns around and flexes his ass to the camera and keeps talking and drinking a corona... 30 minutes of this goes by and every minute just gets wierder and wierder... somewhere along the line the guy the guy was questioning the "children" aspect thinking that this was some sort of child porn video and he said he didnt want to be a part of it... but he quickly caught on after explaining it and then kept going off for the camera about it... so anyway after all of that... the movie was done... and we got to head out sometime around 5-6 back to the hotel where rob ended up doing paperwork and my night was just starting...
back in 03 when i was on ozzfest I was talking to a chick up near detroit named gina... well as the 03 tour marked where I broke up with my gf midway through the tour after coming home... I went back out on the road after a week off as a single and hyper retard on the prowl... gina, however was coming out to detroit to ozzfest so perfect timing... well anyway the girl i was dating and I have this knock down fight right before I leave for tour as she thinks that i should stay home, and my employees wanted me gone as i was a miserable bastard... so in the end result I got a black eye, my lipring got punched out of my face and in holding her back so she'd stop swinging I got a huge bite mark on my tit that lasted about 2 weeks... well with that damage I kick her out of my place and I head up to detroit where ozzfest and gina are... i was only at the det show to help usher in the new crew i had there as they had no idea what to do... so I ended up going to the hotel and gina was at a (much nicer) hotel across the way... well as i ended up staying in ginas room (jacuzzi and all that) my crew already were pissed with me as I came up to work, went back with a booty call hahaha... but as they had jacuzzi time too they werent too horribly upset minus that their hotel sucked compared to the one I fanagled into with gina hahah... anyway with that story out of the way, gina and I had kept in contact ever since and randomly run into each other along the way... well randomly friday she texts me to check in and all that... forgetting she was in LA we quickly made plans to hang at least... well that quickly escalated to a photoshoot which quickly escalated to a videoshoot... so as she ended up meeting me sometime around 9 or so at night we quickly get to it as im dragging ass already and I needed to be out the door at 7am to catch my flight... we bs, catch up and as shes super easy to talk to it wasn't a problem in shooting her... l_c02fe7af5e59580c45c0db99e8632556.jpg well anyway as the shoot goes on, i finally got a chance to see her new tits that she had gotten done recently... great work and they felt really good... and i usually hate fake tits... but they worked out really well on her :) anyway we end up shooting a solo scene which migrated into an oral scene... and as we had fooled around way too much in 03, it was easy to work that up and get comfortable with each other hahaha... anyway we do a quickie scene and I actually came WAY too early for once so thankfully I was running 2 cameras and can mix the masturbation into the oral scene... but anyway we finish up and as quickly as it started she had to bolt as her roomate had to pick her up... I bolt back over to rottens room after packing up a bit and we bs for about another 2 hours as hes all spaced out due to paperwork and exhaustion and im "cumdrunk" as he calls it and just tired as well... so the conversations quickly go sour hahaha... anyway i end up crashing out and get about 4 hours of sleep before heading to the airport... which this flight was much easier to be on by comparison hahaha...
all in all I had an amazing, stress free, fun time shooting this out there... Rottens already got me signed up for Porn of the Dead 2 when that starts in July and that should be an amazing fucking trip... zombies running around and fucking/beating the crap out of each other with dildos in a warehouse if everything works out right... Im totally stoked for that as, if I can pull off in helping with 15 shoots in 2 days and not get shitcanned, I can deal with naked zombies fucking each other for 6 scenes in 3 days... but anyway as the stills come in for swallow my children I'll be posting them on Rottens site as myspace doesnt like that kind of stuff and you can check out some of the links between my stories and the hilarity that ensued hahaha... so again its naptime as I got little sleep last night and Im running back out with samantha tonight i think... im getting to old for this shit...
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