545225's blog: "What makes YOU Cringe??? Does this???"

One of my very embarrassing moments, and believe me I could write a book. It was a night out with a mate I hadn’t seen for a long time. We were both young free and single and getting lots of wanted attention from guys all night. The night was coming to an end and we had, had lots of fun. I noticed a cute guy watching me that caught my eye earlier in the night, I smiled and he came towards me to and started talking to me. While I was talking away I started getting stomach cramps and feeling light headed. I excused myself and made a sharp exit for the ladies. My tummy was in a bad way I must have eaten something rotten earlier on in the day. I must have been on the toilet for 10 mins before it passed. I made my way back to the dance floor where my friend was and the guy I had to rudely leave. I looked at my friend and asked ‘are you ready to leave’ she replied ‘yes’ I continued to exchange numbers with the cute guy. Suddenly while I was talking a spout of wind arouse and to my terror it followed through with a warm wet sensation. NO WAY could this really be happening to me. The club was now almost empty and the toilets were locked. I just wanted the earth to swallow me up. I said my goodbyes to the guy and just as I turned round to walk away. ! HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY BOTTOM AND GAVE IT A CHEEKY LITTLE SQUEEZE…! As you can imagain it was all over the show… After I sat in the car all the way home and hardly spoke. I could smell it on myself but my friend hadn’t said anything so I decided not to tell her. The next day when I told her what had happened she was creased. She told all our close mates and they never let me forget that one to this day!!