Devil Doll's blog: "Rambling Randomness"

created on 08/13/2009 | http://fubar.com/rambling-randomness/b306088

posted on 08/19/2009&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;08:08&nbs-07:00;pm

I am a POPCORN WHORE! You know this!
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Can you do me a favor?

I cringe any time someone asks me if I can do them a favor. I always want to say… sure, yes, of course… only to be asked to do something like… I dunno… be a bridesmaid in their wedding and wear lavender and ruffles. Ok… so that hasn’t been a favor asked of me just yet. The thought obviously terrifies me.

I hope when I ask you to do me this favor you won’t completely cringe.

Do me a favor and make this popcorn this week.

I wouldn’t ask unless it was totally important, and totally delicious.

Believe me. If you’ve never believed me before, now would be the time to start. Make this popcorn. It’s perfectly sweet and perfectly salty. Make it for dinner. Make it and sneak it into the movie theater in your giant purse. Make it and sit out on your patio with a glass of cheap wine. Find the time. Find a way. Just do me a favor and enjoy this popcorn as soon as possible.

It’s that good.

I know what you’re thinking. Geez C… it’s just kettle corn. What’s the big deal?

This popcorn will sneak up on you. You’ll have one bite and think… meh, sweet and salty… so what!? You’ll have another bite and think… yea, it’s pretty good. You’ll have a third bite and realize I’ve introduced you to some sort of drug-like substance. And then… you’ll have eaten the whole batch in a cool 15 minutes.

If it can happen to me. It can happen to you.

Homemade Kettle Corn

1/2 cup popcorn
1/4 cup vegetable or grapeseed oil
3 tablespoons sugar
Salt to taste. I think I used between 1/2 and 1 teaspoon.

Heat oil in a large, heavy saucepan over medium heat. Make sure that it’s a pan that you can easily lift and shake in the air. Yea… you’ll also want to have two pot holders on hand. Once the oil is hot, pour in the popcorn, sprinkle sugar on top and cover. It will take a few minutes for the first pops, but once the popcorn starts popping, shake continuously until the popcorn is popped. This means that, once the popcorn really starts going, you’ll want to grab the pot with your pot holders, securing the lid, and shake the pot above the flame of the stove for a few seconds, return to the heat, and repeat this process several times throughout the popping process. This will prevent the popcorn from sticking to the bottom of the pan and burning. Transfer to a serving bowl and salt lightly. Mix with a big spoon. The sugar will still be hot, and the popcorn may be sticky. Don’t burn your hands on hot sugar. The popcorn will dry as it cools. Makes 8-10 cups.

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