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So I have been talking to my neurologist recently and have determined that I have a bit of a problem. For years now I have always been ready to go when a lady demands it, ready to be that steam engine the ladies love. However, I have been kinda, on the bench for almost 2 years now. Now, I have had this really bad state of depression, and at first, my friends were all like, dude your just being lonely. "Cheer up, smile, just a good time and enjoy being single" is what they say. Well lately I have been having a lot of issues. Really bad breakouts of crying, unusual feelings and urges for self injury (no I didn't become suicidal or a cutter), and most creepy of all, I have noticed that I am not getting orgasms anymore, porn and thoughts of sex are not getting me going. In fact, I feel bad because I no longer have a real outlet. Now getting a hooker is not an option, watching porn doesn't work, and I am trying my damned best to meet a nice woman, but nothing works. :-(

So I recently saw the doc, explained the situation. At first, I originally though I was hypersexual, a nympho, just always ready to do it (like Quagmire from Family Guy). But the results came back and after they scanned my head and stuff, my doc told me I have Hypersexual Disorder - HSD, which is different. I need sexual activity and relations regularly, or I suffer from a very bad depression.

So I am worried, I want to be happy, but I could really use some help with this. So friends, ladies, if you all could take like 10 minutes to talk to me, here my situation, offer some aid, that would be great. thanks!

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