When you go to Church this weekend be sure to
smile as you go
through your Hymnals!
Do you know your hymns?
Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him with Many
Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn...There Shall Be Showers of
Blessings
Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One
Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...........There's a Green Hill Far
Away
The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the
Promises
Optometrist's Hymn..........Open My Eyes That I
Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn.................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and
Bye
The Realtor's Hymn. . . . . I've Got a Mansion Just
over the
Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn . . . ......He
Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great
Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few
hymns:
45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph................Precious Memories
Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the
grace to see a joke,
