Just to be honest... I took this list from another fubar lady... I loved it so much, I had to steal it and make it my own!

✿ If I don't answer you...then I'm not here or I just don't want to talk to you so stop trying.

✿ If we do talk... don't talk to me like I'm a fuckin' piece of meat.

✿ Don't tell me that you want to "get in my pants" or shit like that... 99% of the time... I don't want you to.

✿ Don't ask me to comment or fan or rate you... if I want to then I will.

✿ I'm not here to hook-up, so if that's what you're looking for then go find somebody else.

But anyways.....

✿ I'm 34, I live in Humboldt County... I am 420 friendly, but I don't smoke weed. I don't have kids, but I am an Aunt to Keira, Bella and Harley and they put a smile on my face all the time.

✿ I head to the Bay Area on a regular basis to visit family, but my friends in Humboldt are some of the best people you could meet!

✿ I have 15 piercings and 2 tattoos... probably no more piercings in my future.. but I assume another tattoo will happen!

✿ I'm very straight forward, I tell it like it is

✿ I can be flirtatious, but I don't overstep boundaries... I hope you don't either. When I am with a special person, all flirting is saved for them!

✿ I'm generally a nice person but I can be a MAJOR bitch, just shoutbox something dirty to me...

✿ When I say no, I am telling you the truth... I don't need to be challenged

✿ When I like you, I really like you... I don't have a lot of crushes, nor do I have a lot of hook-ups... if you are lucky enough to be one, know you are quite special in my book!

✿ I can be jealous

✿ I am snotty at times... I hate this about me, but it still happens... (not snotty, like rich bitch, but more like 'I want it to go my way')

✿ I have been lied to and hurt many many times and it now takes a lot for me trust someone

✿ I should have a wall around my heart, but I don't... I don't want past experiences to influence my future!

✿ I'm outgoing, I love people and all they have to offer.

✿ I love TV... the stupid, the quality, all of it...

✿ I am smart and independent

✿ I love karaoke... I only dance if I am really drunk!

✿ Rainbow is my favorite color... I can't pick just one.. couldn't when I was 6, can't at 34.

✿ I love the beach, because my dogs think they are in heaven!

✿ I love to cuddle, but only with the right person... cuddling can be more intimate than sex... it usually is!

✿ Stupid people irritate me...

✿ I love things that have glitter or sparkle

✿ I love Uggs and MBT's

✿ I used to be into Major League Sports.. could be again, if the right man came around!

✿ My favorite smell is a man who worked all day... I don't care what you did, but don't smell like couch, wii and Cheetos.

✿ I hate bugs in the house, but I won't let anyone kill them... they have to be transported outside

✿ I love camping... even though I haven't been in over 18 months... no one to go with

✿ I love driving in the fast lane, against a cement wall and next to a semi... it makes me feel powerful!

✿ I'm a very curious person

✿ I'm incredibly impatient

✿ I can be very random at times

✿ If a man bought me a Bird of Paradise flower... I'd show him my appreciation!

✿ I love stars

✿ I love hottubing in the rain!

✿ My mind is ALWAYS in the gutter...

✿ I'm slightly O.C.D.

✿ If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

✿ You can take away all my toys, but I would die without my iPhone, iPod and dvr

✿ I don't do any drugs (yes that includes smoking pot) and I drink when I want.

✿ I am who I am... take it or leave it