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Hunter's Laptop

Hunter Biden, who lives in Los Angeles, decides to fly 3000 miles across country, to drop off 3 MacBook Pros at a repair shop run by a blind guy who charges the insanely low price of $85.

He gets off the plane and drunk drives to the repair shop (because there aren't repair shops in LA). He drops them off, signs a contract for repair and then disappears. The repair shop owner recovers and reads Hunter's private emails, a few of which mention a possible meeting with his dad and is so alarmed, he contacts the FBI.

The FBI arranges to pick up the hard drives, but the computer repair shop owner takes a totally normal step of copying them. Once he realizes the FBI isn't doing anything with them, he calls up the most credible ex-Mayor on Earth and hands them the contents of these drives.

That totally credible ex-Mayor sits on them for months, then chooses to release them 3 weeks before the election. The mainstream media asks to independently verify their validity but said ex-Mayor does what all people trying to prove facts do and ignores these requests.

Is this how stupid we are now?

No one who does data recovery would read through thousands of personal emails, even if the computer is abandoned. You'd just wipe the drives clean and sell the computers used. If these emails were as alarming as it's being pushed, Giuliani wouldn't have sat on them for months.

To anyone who is still pushing this smear-job, please explain these gaping holes in your fake story:

  • Hunter Biden, for some reason, decides to have 3 laptops repaired a thousand miles from where he lives.

  • He then doesn’t return to get the laptops.

  • The repair shop employee has a condition that doesn’t allow him to recognize people, but he decides that the laptops belong to Hunter Biden because of stickers from the Beau foundation.

  • He then proceeds to search through Hunter’s laptop and finds these incriminating e-mails

  • He then contacts the FBI, or the FBI contacts him (yes, this repairman claims both) and they issue a subpoena to get the laptop.

  • Before the laptop is taken by the FBI, this repairman makes a copy of the hard drive.

  • After months of no news from the FBI, the repairman decides to make the hard drive reach Rudy Giuliani (lol).

  • Rudy then hands over the hard drive to a Trump supporter that writes for the NYP And the “smoking gun” is published.

Additional info:

The FBI has warned that Russian agents were going to release false e-mails to try and influence the election. Rudy Giuliani has been confirmed by intelligence agencies to have been compromised by Russian agents Metadata of the pdf files indicates that they were created at the time of the impeachment. The moron who forged the e-mails managed to spell the Ukrainian’s first name wrong

These aren't "facts" and this story is Russian ops shit. Period. Anyone who believes this shit is real isn't just stupid, they're wilfully ignorant.

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