I have 2 kids a girl and a boy. I love them with all my heart!
I am fairly straight forward, you piss me off and I'll block you. Simple clean and easy. No one has the right to tell me what to do with my life and has no cause to judge me. Yes I'm a royal witch with a capital B but hey I know this and I love it. I love tattoos, bein weird, and hanging out with the ppl who can make me laugh. If you're my friend then I'll try my best not to piss you off. You know what they say though. Shit happens. It happens to all of us so don't take it personally I might just be havin a bad day that day. Who knows. I have many sides to myself. As you can see by my pics I have a goth side. I also have the "flower child" side where I dress in peasant skirts and look like I belong in the hippie era. One more dominant side is my redneck side. I live in Illinois not much around here but corn and soybeans. I walk around barefoot all the time and I could probably cuss you under the table. I know I can't out drink you but I'd prolly try. I smoke cigarettes menthol prefferably but if I'm out i'm not gonna complain if you hand me a regular one. I love driving fast. I love sex too, but I don't like being used for it. Anyone who doesn't like that about me can go practice safe sex and fuck themselves. I think that's about it for about me. If You want to know something specific, ask.

You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon. Demon 100% WereWolf 84% Mermaid 84% Faerie 75% Dragon 67% Angel 50%

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. Captain Jack Sparrow 96% Indiana Jones 83% El Zorro 79% Batman, the Dark Knight 75% The Amazing Spider-Man 67% Lara Croft 67% Maximus 63% James Bond, Agent 007 58% William Wallace 58% The Terminator 50% Neo, the "One" 42%