1 Find the bar / restaraunt / club / venue of your choice.
2 You need to know which of these venues your friends will be at
3 Call your local escort service
4 Spend your whole months salary on the best looking girl they have
5 Get your blowjob before you go out in case she fucks off later
6 Go to the venue were all your mates will be at
7 Boast about the bird on your arm and look well hard
8 As you have already had the blowjob then pretend that she means nothing to you and totally diss her infront of your mates looking harder than you did half hour before hand
9 Dump her and then chat some other bird up at the bar
10 find out next day that the escort has emptied your bank account in a way of a tip to herself, but being the dumb fucktard that you are. You smile to yourself as at least you got a blowjob!!!!
