This is everything I had to drink last night:
25 shots of Washington Apples
5 shots of Wet Pu$$y (it's a shot, look it up)
1 Pina Colada
2 Strawberry Daiquiris
2 Miller Light
6 Rolling Rocks
Do you even realize how much booze that is? And the bartender was making mine extra strong because it was my birthday, lmao.