Subject: How long...
A guy sticks his head into a barber's shop and asks: "How long before I
can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers
and says: "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy
sticks his head in the door and asks: "How long before I can get a
haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop and says: "About 3
hours."
The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the Shop and
asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around
the shop and said: "About an hour and half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said: "Hey Bill, do me a favor.
Follow
that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait
for a haircut, but then, he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, t ears in his eyes and said: "Your house."
