Ron was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him,"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds ... and it BETTER BE THERE OR ELSE."
The next morning, Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and, sure
enough, there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ron has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
