Holy Shit!
How did you survive that fall from Heaven?!
Are you okay?!
Wow you must be an angel!
...Well now that you're down here,
Do you have a map?
I need directions to your heart
but I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I am guessing you are either an angel or you are just so beautiful that instead of you exploding on impact on Earth...
God spared your life because he didn't want to put all that beauty to waste.
You're so pretty.. It looks like you got way too much beauty sleep.
You need to tone it down lol
You need some ugly sleep.. You are way too pretty :P
No no no no.. We may have to bring out the big guns.
You are just way too beautiful....
You need some FUGLY sleep for at least 72 hours to balance out the universe.
And uhh... A little advice for use in the future..
Next time you fall from Heaven, just ye
ll "KEVIN!"
and I will come and catch you ;)
..Remember that 'Kevin' rhymes with 'Heaven'. ;]
Hell, you might want to consider just climbing down ;)
I wouldn't take the escalator though...
That thing is broken..
But I will have some men up there to fix it soon.
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