how to make love:
ingredients:
4 laughing eyes
4 well shaped legs
4 loving arms
2 firm milk jugs
2 nuts
1 fur-lined mixing bowl
1 firm banana
directions:
1. look into laughing eyes. 2.spread well shaped legs with loving arms. 3.squeeze and massage milk jugs gently. 4.gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in and out until well creamed for best results countinue to massage milk jugs. 5.as heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak. 6.the cake is done when banana is soft.if banana does not soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
notes:
1. if you are in a unfamiliar kitchen,wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2.do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3.if cake rises leave town