CHICAGO -- Chicago school teacher Colleen Pavelka knows how much her husband loves the Bears. Apparently, she loves him even more.
Colleen chose to have the birth of their second child induced a few days early so Mark Pavelka could attend Sunday's NFC Championship showdown between the Bears and the New Orleans Saints.
The baby was due Monday. But when Colleen went in for an appointment Friday afternoon, her doctors told her she could opt for an early delivery. She decided to do so.
Congratulations Mark you just signed your life away. I know you think you have an awesome wife and I hate to break the news this way but dude...your wife is an evil genius. From now until the day they plant you 6 feet under she OWNS you. You are under her spell forever my friend. I hope it was well worth it. When it's time for kickoff at the Super Bowl next Sunday and your bears take the field you'll be watching the oxygen channel with your wife. Imagine this conversation Mark:
"I'm sorry honey I love you but you're Aunt Bertha isnt going to stay here for a week because she's rude and she hates me"
"Oh really. In that case take a look at your son...you know...the one I spent 6 hours in labor with early so you could go to a football game???"
"Yea Hi Aunt Bertha this is Mark I just wanted to call you personally and tell you how much my wife and I are looking forward to your visit."
Thats what you just signed sealed and delivered for yourself pal. Again I hope it was worth it.
