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British left waffles on Falklan Islands
Shot off womens leg helps Nicklaus to 66
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
Stolen painting found by tree
Bomb hit by library
After detour to California shuttle returns to Earth
Boy declared dead, revives as family protests
Dead coyote found in Bronx launches search for its mate
Childbirth is big step to parenthood
42% of all murdered women are killed by the same man
National hunting group targeting women
Fire officials grilled over kerosene heaters
Police can't stop gambling
Ability to swim may save children from drowning
Low wages said key to poverty
Youth hit by car riding bicycle
Hostage- taker kills self; police shoot eachother
Testical cargo seized
Check with doctors before getting sick
Police kill youth in effort to stop his suicide attempt
Intern gets taste of Government
Convicted S&L chief donated to university
Study: Dead patients usually not saved
Parking lot floods when man bursts
U.S. ships head to somalia
U.S. advice: Keep drinking water from sewage
Suicides asked to reconsider
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Gators to face Seminoles with Peters out
New Autos to hit 5 Million
These are honest to goodness flubbed headlines from newspapers.
Thought I would share them with you.
