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(*) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians. (*) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians. (*) The Japanese drink lots of whisky and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians. (*) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.