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Ok, so here how it goes: this morning, during happy hour, i was out trolling the new members looking for a fresh victim to R/F/A. I found someone who looked interesting so I did the Fubar dance. After I left her profile to move on the shout box went insane. It was her. We exchange the usual idle chit chat, then things got a little naughty.
Her first mistake was she told me I, the old wolf, was sexy. I'm a lot of things:I'm lewd, crude, socially unacceptable, and meaner than a snake, but I am not or never have been sexy. It just aint happenin!!!! Just when she said that the hair on the back of my neck stood up, awaiting the inevitable pitch. I wasnt disappointed. Her pitch was that she wanted me to whip out my VISA card and get her set up on certain sites so she could show off her body. My reward: all the nude pics of her I could handle.
Whoa, whoa, back up the horse, sister!!! I'm 52 yrs old. I have seen and been with a naked woman in those years. In fact, many naked women. I have touched, tasted, felt, smelled, and left my wolf-juice in many a naked woman. I have inhaled enough female anal gas to be declared a walking hazardous waste dump. I've done naked. If you think that some digital pic of you is gonna get the old wolf hard and happy and make him whip out his VISA,,,ur mistaken. I know I've told some ladies around here that I was looking at their pics and furiously masturbating, but I lied. I was prolly looking at their pics and making a tag in Paint Shop Pro. I lied. So sue me!!!!
So it goes. Fubar has joined the ranks of community chat places that have been infiltrated by scammers. I use to have an account with My Space till I dumped it a year ago. My Space had a rash of scammers from the Nigerian scammers to the "sweet young thing" scammers. The way the latter one worked is that you would get a friend request from a sweet young thing, likely about 18-21. Click on her profile and she was the all-American college girl who loved Mom, apple pie and Elvis, ohhhh and btw, she had these naughty pics of herself that My Space wouldnt let her show so if you clicked on this link and whipped out ur VISA card, you could see more of her than her boyfriend did...assuming of course if she really ever existed. The end came for me when I clicked on my mailbox one day and found 10 such requests. The pictures were of different girls, but the profile was exactly the same for each one. I deleted my account. Got back into it recently and it looks like My Space did something about it. Now theres only spammers in there....
As Fubars reputation spreads theres going to be an increased amount of scammers coming in. It is inevitable. The question is how Baby J and the crew will handle it. As far as my "friend" from this morning: well, after I gently told her how she could post her naughty pics on Fubar, I never heard from her again. Not too worry though. I'm sure she found someone. Some poor schmuck who works at McDonald's, lives in his parents basement, who sits in front of his computer with his sister's panties on his head, someone more the willing to max out his VISA card for nude pics of this woman. As the great showman P.T.Barnum once quipped: "There's a sucker born every minute"...
