AIGHT SO LAST NIGHT WAS A KIND OF HOUSEWARMING PARTY FOR MY FRIEND CRYSTAL. LOTS OF KEWL PEEPS, AND TWO FEMALES THAT I HAVE HARDCORE CRUSHES ON, BOTH WHO I GOTS TO HAVE SOME FUN PLAYTIME WITH, AND YEAH WHOLE NOTHER STORY THERE. THE GREAT PART WAS AFTER TWO KEGS WERE KILLED, AND A BOTTLE OF EVERCLEAR, A BOTTLE OF GIN, AND NUMEROUS CASES OF BEER, WE WAS ALL PRETTY FUCKING TRASHED. THERE WAS THE SKINNY LITTLE BLONDE EMO GAY DUDE NAMED LEE THERE, DUDE IS HARDCORE KEWL, BUT HAS THE BUILD OF A CHEERLEADER. ANYWAYS THIS RED HEADED CHICK NAMED HOLLY, WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME, BUT WHO I HAVE NO INTEREST IN, STARTED TALKING SHIT TO LEE, CALLING HIM A PANSY, AND PETHEITC, AND ALL THIS OTHER SHIT. LEE GOT UP AND WENT OVER TO HER, AND SHE PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE!! NOW GRANTED I'M LAYING ON THE FLOOR ABOUT TEN FEET AWAY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF CAUSE OF THE FACT THAT CHICK IS TALKING SHIT TO HIM BECAUSE OF A COMMENT I MADE ABOUT HER WHORE STRIPPER FRIEND WHO WAS TALKING MAD GARBAGE THE ENTIRE NIGHT. SO LEE BACKS UP, AND KICKS CHICK, WHERE AS THE STRIPPER CHICK, SLAMS INTO HIM FROM THE SIDE AND STARTS PUNCHING HIM. NOW LEE BEING THE QUEEN THAT HE IS, GRABS MOLLY'S HAIR, AND STARTS PULLING, WHILE DONKEY PUNCHING HER IN THE TITS!!! MORRE LAUGHTER ENSUES FROM ME, HE WAS GOING TO SLAP THE STRIPPER IN HER FACE, BY THIS TIME THE FIGHT IS LITERALLY ON TOP OF ME, WHEN MY FRIEND KASSI, ONE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED MAD CRUSH CHICKS, CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND RIGHT CROSS'S POOR LEE IN THE FACE!!! DAMN GREATEST HIT I HAVE EVER SEEN A CHICK THROW EVER, WHOLE ROOM STOPPED AND SAID DAMN!! OUT OF NO WHERE MY BOY CHAZZ APPEARS LIKE A NINJA AND SHOVES THE TWO CHICKS MOLLY AND THE STRIPPER INTO A WALL, AND GET THEM TO STOP HITTING LEE, WHILE ME AND KASSI TAKE LEE OUT SIDE. GETTING OUTSIDE AND I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, KASSI HAND IS ALL KINDS OF HURTING, AND LEES LIP IS BLEEDING SOMETHING FIERCE FROM THE HIT!!! WE ALL LAUGHED, AND TALKED SHIT BECAUSE IT ALL STARTED OVER A COMMENT I MADE. THE STRIPPER AND MOLLY COME OUT SIDE CALLING LEE A PANSY, WHICH HE IS, AND A COCK SUCKER, WHICH HE ALSO IS. LAUGHING HARDER KASSI STEPS FORWARD AND SAYS IF THEY DON'T LEAVE SHE WAS GOING TO THROW THEM BOTH AN ASSKICKING, YOU HAVE TO LOVE THIS CHICK. WELL THEY LEFT, AND WE WENT BACK INTO THE APARTMENT AND DRANK MORE. GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES. LOL. ANYWAY, HAD TO LET YOU ALL HEAR ABOUT THAT, CAUSE IT WAS BY FAR THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN FUCKING FOREVER!!!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND SPENT DUE TO HAPPY HAPPY FUN TIME WITH CHICK. ROCK!!!
