gabbyb508's blog: "HAHAHAHAHA"

Polite Way to Pee > > During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good > > manners, asked her students the following question: > > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young > > lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" > > Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." > > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." > > "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" > > Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. > > I'll be right back." > > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom > > at the dinner table." > > "And you, little Eddie, can you tell us how you would handle this?" > > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to > > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce > > you to after dinner." > > The teacher fainted....

A blonde was using a weed-whacker in her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

theres this little dive of a bar down on the waterfront near the docks its frequented by civilian dock workers and naval personel one night the dock workers and the navy guy start in about who has bigger dicks it starts to get a little heated the owner gets concerned about a fight and stuff getting broken in his bar so he suggests comparing they set up 2 tables side bt side the dock workers whip out their dicks and place them on one table the navy guys do the same on the other table just then 2 gay guys walk in one says to the other... look maurice !!! a shmorgashboard !!!!

an 82 year old virgin went to see her doctor she said, doctor i think i have crabs the doctor said, lets take a look he gets her up on the table...takes a look and says lady...those arent crabs.. that cherry is so old those are fruit flies.