theres this little dive of a bar down on the waterfront near the docks
its frequented by civilian dock workers and naval personel
one night the dock workers and the navy guy start in about who has bigger dicks
it starts to get a little heated
the owner gets concerned about a fight and stuff getting broken in his bar
so he suggests comparing
they set up 2 tables side bt side
the dock workers whip out their dicks and place them on one table
the navy guys do the same on the other table
just then 2 gay guys walk in
one says to the other...
look maurice !!!
a shmorgashboard !!!!
