So today I was with my family doing some last minute shopping. We were headed home on the highway doing about 75 MPH when I noticed this pick up truck coming up fast behind me. It was a 2 lane highway and I was in the left lane. I got into the right lane and let him pass me, when he did I looked over to see that it was 2 punk ass looking teenagers looking for trouble. It was raining and not the best time to drive like a putz! Right after this idiot passed me he got in front of me so I switched back into the left lane.
The right lane got backed up and I passed him then I got into the right lane a 1/4 mile down the road to make my exit. about 1/2 a mile before my exit I see these idiots coming up nest to me. They pulled along side of me and then the driver dropped the hammer. I saw his truck take off in front of me and then he lost control. This dummy must have been looking back at me and his 2 driver side tires went off the road into the mud.
He was all over the road spinning and fish tailing. He quickly flew in front of us and then back into another lane of traffic. I was able to slow down fast enough before he could hit us. After watching this guy spin his pickup around for the last time he hit the guardrail backwards and came to a crushing stop. I was driving real slow at this time and as I passed him I saw that they looked OK, maybe they shit themselves but no real injuries.
That was some exciting stuff right there. I counted my lucky stars that we didnt get hurt. The funny thing was that this punk kid tried to flip me off and he ended up wrecking his truck right before X-mas. To bad so sad MOFO that is what you get for being a jerk off. DONT F00k with me because I have Bad VooDoo! I am glad that they were alright and I hope they learned a lesson. Had there been more cars at someone might have gotten killed. It was lucky for them that the highway split right there and most of the cars exited before he spun out. I did think it was funny as shit though, I'm evil I know.
P.S Is it time to open presents yet?
