Ball-tight Wranglers and cowboy boots
Redneck shirt, you think you're cute
Confederate flag and a can of dip
And you wonder why I call you a hick?
A primer Ford truck gets you far
You'll spend the rest of your life working on cars
You dream of being the Marlboro man
When you need to learn to spit in a can
Senior in high school with a 5th grade education
You're still obsessed with masturbation
Stupid haircut and a stetson hat
All this and a girl who's fat
You have an incest disposition
'Cuz inbreeding is tradition
