As I lay me down to sleep, I hope you rot in hell, you creep. My life was fine before you came, Why are you so fucking lame? Your hair is stupid, Your memory stinks, Whenever we talk my intelligence shrinks. Your ranting is too much to bare, When will you realize I don't care? As I lay me down to rest, My sanity is put to the test. You go on and on, Like the Energizer bunny. You are so annoying, It's not even funny. People say your stupidity is a cute little quirk, But I see you for what you really are. And that is... a jerk.
