Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends,"My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps,"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says,"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle,"Well .........?" She proudly replies,"I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says,"Oh My God."~ LOLTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. RATED AND LIKED.YOU HAVE A LOVELY EVENING!xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)
."May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked."Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?""Nothing special sir," she replied,"we just tell them straight out that they are going to die." ~ LOL THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. YOU HAVE A LOVELY EVENING. GOOD NIGHT! xoxoxo, Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
`A husband exclaims to his wife one day,"Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off."What's wrong?" he asks. She answers,"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie? ~ LOL....LOL...LOL..Thank you for stopping by. You have a magnificent evening!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
A star falls from the sky and into your hands. Then it seeps through your veins and swims inside your blood and becomes every part of you. And then you have to put it back into the sky. And it's the most painful thing you'll ever have to do and that you've ever done. But what's yours is yours. Whether it's up in the sky or here in your hands. And one day, it'll fall from the sky and hit you in the head real hard and that time, you won't have to put it back in the sky again ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
~A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,"Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied,"He's probably playing golf with his friends." ~ LOLI HAD A GOOD TIME AT THE PARTY TONIGHT IN SPITE OF THE RAINY (ALL NIGHT) WEATHER. MET SOME FRIENDS (Party of 30) I HAVE NOT SEEN IN A WHILE AT A BIRTHDAY DINNER AND HAD SOME GOOD LAUGHS...I HOPE YOURS WAS FUN AND EVENTFUL. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)
A child asked his father,"How were people born?" So his father said,"Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said,"You lied to me!" His father replied,"No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." ~ LOL TGIF! Please don't forget to treat your mom or take the kids to go get something for"Mommy's special day" this Sunday. You have a marvelous weekend!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
`An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said,"Because they are considered of lesser status." Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked,"What has changed?" The guide answered,"Land mines.".....LOL...LOL...LOLTGIF!YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
`A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around."What the hell do you think you're doing?""I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line.""Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"...LOL....LOL...LOLTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. IT'S HUMP DAY!HAVE FUN AND ENJOY HUMPING AROUND TONIGHT... xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
EASTER MESSAGE Jesus' death on the cross was all about starting over. He died for us and then came to life again three days later. His death and resurrection set the pattern for what our life in God is to look like. When we mess up, God's forgiveness puts the sin to death and begins new life in our heart. It's the Easter story over and over again in our life. Easter is really all about do-overs!So in real life it looks like this:oI accept Christ as my Savior. I thank Him for His death on the cross for me, and I ask Him to be the leader of my life.oWhen I mishandle a situation with my kids, I tell God I'm sorry. I accept His forgiveness and walk in His grace. Then I apologize to my kids, and I start over.oWhen I speak and wronged my friend, I apologize to God and accept His forgiveness. Then, I apologize to my friend who I wronged and walk confidently in my do-over.Here's the best part: the more I apologize and make it right, the more I'm motivated to change. The full do-over happens when I allow God to transform my heart and I stop doing the same sin over and over again.What if this Easter, it was less about the Easter bunny and eggs and more about a new life in Christ? What if we got serious about the do-over's God offers?I think that's a treat that's sweeter than any chocolate filled Easter egg any day!MAY GOD WILL TOUCH YOUR HEART AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE TODAY AND MAY YOU WALK IN HIS WAY. HAPPY EASTER TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.WITH LOVE,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND ENJOYABLE EVENING.ALONE AT HOME.
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."The cowboy replies,"Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."The bartender admits this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, though, he comes in and orders only two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs."Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains."It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church in Sweetwater, and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."... LOLIT'S CAMEL'S DAY. YEP, ENJOY HUMPING AWAY ...?Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
There is an old Jewish folktale about a cat that stole a cheese from a market. A dog saw the robbery and wanted some for himself, so he and the cat fought; but there was no victor. They decided to get the fox to settle their quarrel. The fox proposed they simply divide the cheese. The dog and cat agreed. After the fox divided the cheese in half, the dog protested that his portion was smaller. The cat agreed, and the fox bit off some of the cat's share. The cat then protested that his portion was now too small. The fox agreed and took a bite from the dog's portion. This squabbling went on so long that eventually the fox had eaten all the cheese.MORAL LESSON: Envy and greed will cost you everything.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
Keith,The seasons are in transition and spring is in the air. Spring slides in on her gentle breezes and allows mother earth to wake up and come alive after its long lingering dream of wintery rest. All of our senses start to tingle, noses start to drip, the birds take flight in the beautiful blue skies, the earth sprouts forth its sleepy seeds of growth, and we have thoughts of peace and gratitude inside that our winter retreat has ended. Spring has sprung and our minds become alive once more to enjoy the beautiful world around us. Smile and truly enjoy the day ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)WELCOME SPRING!JULIET IN RAINBOW SPRING COLOR.
Keith,There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head. If a man doesn't drink when he's living, how in the hell can he drink when he's dead? ...LOL - ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)HAPPY ST. PADDY'S TO ONE AND ALL. MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET PULLED OVER TOMORROW. DRIVE SAFE AND SOBER.