I CONSIDER THIS AN INTEREST, MAYBE SOME OF YOU WILL SEE IT DIFFERENTLY. THIS IS HOW I FEEL A WOMAN SHOULD BE TREATED............THE *PAMPERED PUPPIE*
Statement: Sunday no longer exists, now it's Mon Thru Sat, then we have MEday!
Her: What the hell is MEday
Him: MEday is the day that follows Saturday or the 7th day of the week
Her: The 7th day of the week is Sunday, what is this MEday
Him: Because it is the last day of the week and the only word YOU are allowed to use is ME, that being you in person
Her: Are you telling me I am not allowed to talk for a whole day, your arrogance is astonishing
Him: You will say things like ME wants mint/chocolate chip ice cream w/an iced coffee and a dab of whipped cream, please
ME wants my blanket (as you sit on the sofa reading) it feels cold in here
ME needs a tissue, my nose is runny
ME wants a hug from you
ME wants to talk to you about that mess in the yard that you are trying to pass off as a garden
ME wants to call my BGF but where's the phone
ME wants some alone time so I can lay out in the sun
THERE'S MORE:
MEday is also stay in bed late day after a long hard week. But ME is hungary
So that is easy__It's called breakfast in bed day also. I will bring a tray with eggs (anyway), bacon, toast, coffee, fresh squeezed OJ, and the newspaper w/comics.
It is also bubblebath day__which I will set up complete with fresh flowers and scented candles and your music (please don't ask for rap or hip-hop)
You will reciprocate with a big hug and a kiss and say (I hope) I am glad we found each other.
And from the great (P.H.) "That's the rest of the Story".
There are more words of wisdom on my facebook site-use my name which is here in my bio.
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Let me add somethings here that you might want to know:
ANIMALS: are and will always be a big part of my life.
POLITICS: don't go there or I'll shut you down.
RELIGION: don't ever go there you will be tempting the God's.
LOVE: I'm a romantic and a pamperer and I do it because it makes me feel good, not because I expect a return.
HUMOR: I'm bad, good at it but slightly irreverant and thrive on inuendo (not sexually explicit). BE very careful what and how you say things to me~~you might not expect the answer.
UNPREDICTABLE: when I was born the Dr. removed me from my mother and I proceeded to piss all over his scrubs~~I have not changed~~do something I don't like and I WILL piss on you. Piss on me and when I turn around you'd better be wearing a raincoat because I will have a full bladder to unload!
WOMEN: are God's greatest gift to man.period} when I see a woman for the first time I look at 4 things~~hair, eyes, lips, and pray to God she opens her mouth and I hear brains. Like a job~~the head is the paycheck and the body is only a bonus, one that has to be earned.
MONEY: I'm Capricorn~~ give me a penny and I'll put it in a milk jug and save it~~give me a $1000 and I'll piss it away on the first thing that takes my fancy.
SPORTS: I've said it above in about me, I hate the shit. I was actually censored by a advertiser on another social net work bragging about the Stupid Bowl and asking for comments~~so I commented~~pro's are nothing more than a bunch of over testosteroned/overpaid morons chasing or beating a ball of some size/shape...you don't like what I said[FUCK YOURSELF] it's my opinion.
HONESTY: counts big with me. I strive to be honest in everything I say and do***here's a clue, you need to do the same for me. Don't screw with me because I know how to use a screwdriver and when that don't work, my daddy always used to say, get a hammer, a big hammer.
PORNOGRAPHY: some may think differently than I do but if I want a woman naked it will be at the right time, in the right place, for the right reason(my comp monitor doesn't fill any of these)--I do not nor intend to get into sport fucking. I am all man but I have a reputation and principles to uphold.
FANTASIES: I believe****angels~~fairies~~mermaids~~ghosts~~witches do exist. and I love butterflies, dolphins and ladybugs with the gentleness they portray.
LUV YA"LL and remember---"dreams are the most powerful motivators of all"___Nick Thornley.
Seeking more info just hit me with a quickie on chat to get back to you(HOW)or send me a PM or comment and I WILL RESPOND, maybe not then, but as soon as I can.
simply..[R]